One day, I was all like dancing in my underwear on some car hoods while screaming "I'm a kraken from the sea!" at the top of my lungs while surrounded by milk gallons stopping at the affected area and immediately dissolving in reference to Reisen's bullets looking like suppositories when wild Rotom appeared! and Darke went to chase it and fell into the milk which Sol was drinking and Kogs was all like "Croaaaaa..." but then suddenly turned into Mars which CP ran into and misspelled her as Masr so Kogs was like *punch in the face* and Kogs was all like "Croaaaaa..." but then she suddenly turned into Mars with her raepface all hovering over Darke but then TTE was like NO U! But Kogs lept backwards and started Poison Jabbing TTE! Then CP was like MUSTY LOLS so it was all SPELLFAIL but he's like stfo and then jumped into the milk! I was liek NO WAYZ! And suddenly the milk transformed into Mudkip who blasted CP for his Spell failures witha Hydro Pump. BUT THEN! Deth randomly appears with over 9000 beers which make the mudkipz drunk and explodes and sucks them into teh internet!!!! But RexRacer, watching from the sidelines jumps down and starts firin his lazerz at Deth trying to make him explode and all this shit happened and when down! But then the exploded mudkipz transforms into a Kuki! and Buzzy was like wtfbbq!? because he's a stalker so Trom used his magykal dark trombone powers to transform Kuki into a cookie! And Rex was like "speedracer heck yeah!" and ran over the cookie so everyone cheered because nobody likes a Kooky Kuki cookie! But it was not over, as the pieces of the cookie merged together to become...a giant evil Kuki Kookie! He was furious! He started smashing the buildings and caused the milk to spill. Sol, furious at this atrocity, lunged at Kuki and pulled out some psychic blades but was swatted into the ground by Kuki. Kuki laughed which then angered CP, who pulled out some letter shaped throwing stars which he then started throwing them at him, causing Kuki to reel back in pain. With Kuki distracted, Darke started powering her Secret Key which she summoned all 6 formes of Rotom to shock Kuki...Kuki fell to the ground, now visible with pain...Kogsy and TTE ran toward Kuki, energy gathered in their hands to destroyinate him, but Kuki used his Joo Lazerz to send them flying. Poli, wanting to be a hero, yelled at Kuki to give up before he had to destroy him. Kuki looked down at Poli, laughed and used his Joolazers to kill him. I screamed to the others that we needed to stop him before he gets to the Cabal Headquarters and unblocks himself into the real world and causes havoc with his edit wars! Buzzy started charging some electricity for a Thunder attack, but Kuki swung at him with a Hammer Arm to send Buzzy sailing through some buildings and smashing into the Dam of Waters...Kuki then used Stone Edge to send rocks flying into Buzzy, crushing and killing him. We stood there, staring in horror at the scene...CP, not able to handle it any more, launched himself toward Kuki with a mace in hand and slammed it into the freak...Kuki doubled back in pain, but clapped his hands together to crush CP instantly. Two of our finest were down...forever...if we wanted to stop Kuki from reaching the Unblocking Gate, we needed more power! Kuki, sensing our distraction, used his Joomega Beams to exterminate us...I quickly drew up a PsyShield while Kevzo created several Ice Pillars to use as protection. But they were no use. Kuki stomped on them and crushed them, sending ice shards into many directions. It seemed hopeless...Kuki was more powerful in teh Internet, as he had been lurking for several months, steadily gaining more powerful...Just then, Kuki stuck his arms to the ground and ripped a chunk of earth from the ground! He chucked it at us with great force, but Kevzo jumped into the way and used his Explosion technique to destroy the rock, but at the cost of his life...Another one, gone. Trying to stop this freak from getting into the real world. He was going to be stopped. But for now, we had to retreat to the Cabal...We ran as fast as we could while the Trom threw up a SmokeScreen to confuze Kuki. We reached the headquarters just in time...We headed down toward the basement where the Unblock function of our Bulbachine to formulate a plan. We decided that Trom would start with a SmokeScreen to confuze him, and TTE and Kogsy would fire their lazers at him to draw his attention as well, while Darke, Sol and I would blast him from his blind spots, and Deth would start shooting Kuki in the face continuously, while Sketch, Nate, Clarky and Opti would offer back up support where needed. Just as we finished our plan, Kuki ripped the top part of the Cabal building off and started laughing and saying that we were doomed and stuff. Swiftly, Trom threw several SmokeScreen balls at Kuki's face and they blinded him. Deth then proceeded to duel wield automatic shotguns at Kuki pushing him backwards. TTE and Kogsy started using their fire and water to help push him back. Sol, Darke, and I lept out of the basement and ran behind Kuki and started blasting him with our attacks, Darke with her electric and shadow blasts, Sol with his Psy blades and me with my PsyWaves. The moves started connecting with him and they started to have a physical effect on Kuki as he started getting sluggish as each blast hit. We finally blasted him into the dam where he had mercilessly killed Buzzy and the dam burst and the water gushed out over Kuki, crushing him between the mountains and the valley...We all fired our lazerz at him and he started shrinking and shrinking until he was our size. We gathered around him and started punching him and beating the living crap out of him. I then opened a portal with my Psychic abilities and flung him into an alternate dimension. With Kuki out of the way for now and blocked from the Real World and teh Internet, we decided it was best to return to our world and started up the Bulbachine and traveled back into the land of Bulbagarden, but then MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!"